tyleroakley:

kaeho:

Mulan - One Woman Show

YOU BROUGHT HONOR TO US ALL.

(via dysfunctiocerebri)



gumiappendsweet:

arpeggiosmelody:

candlelion:

you can tack on “and dragons” after any title and it’ll be 900% better

Dungeons & Dragons and Dragons

that’s TWICE the dragons, you literally cannot go wrong with this

(via justjingles)



I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.

(via claudiaboleyn)


People who dismiss the unemployed and dependent as ‘parasites’ fail to understand economics and parasitism. A successful parasite is one that is not recognized by its host, one that can make its host work for it without appearing as a burden. Such is the ruling class in a capitalist society.
Jason Read (via dasfest)

(via evelark)


strongholdleather:

An old pair of gauntlets, made from hand-dyed red leather and enough spikes for you to be ready for the zombie apocalypse

Okay, maybe not quite enough spikes

Anyways, it’s possible to remake these as a custom order.


kelpking:

youngblackandvegan:

zombiekunoichi:

elizabitchtaylor:

They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker




!!!!! So here for this!

R

kelpking:

youngblackandvegan:

zombiekunoichi:

elizabitchtaylor:

They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker

!!!!! So here for this!

R

(via fegeleh)



straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*
straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*
straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*
gay couple: *holds hands in public*
straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN